Andréwa may have been the best thing to show at New York Fashion Week. This panders to me in a way I really enjoy and heartily embrace.
Support system my ballsack.
- not to go to any contrived senior week bullshit
- to opt out of the weird college-prom that would have cost me 30 bucks
- to freak out and have some weird mood swings this month and subsequently drop off the face of the earth [NOTE: this was not a decision] [NOTE: this is actually really obnoxious and I GET THAT AND ALSO I’M SORRY]
and suddenly y’all are butthurt.
NEWSFLASH. THIS IS WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY. YOU ARE NOT WEARING CHAINS. DON’T PLEDGE SUPPORT IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
But none of you are moving across the country. You’re living less than an hour away from me for the foreseeable future. Fuck your memories, and fuck your 30 dollars, I refuse to pretend to be happy and put on your clothes and prance around at that fucking event because you feel like taking pictures. I’m not a trained monkey, I’m your friend. A terrible friend, admittedly, but one you chose.
I do badly with events. Always have, probably always will. This isn’t changing today. Now either all of you can stop talking shit (because I Know You Are), or you can stop talking to me permanently.
gbg-g replied to your post: also i don’t really know that I buy sherlock as a…
Nah son, amphetamines don’t makes sense. Sherlock is incredibly smart, always seeing and always watching. He’d use a drug to slow himself down and zone out, not amp himself up
COUNTERARGUMENT: Some amp-y up-y drugs act specifically on the parts of the brain that regulate executive functioning (a la Adderall and other ADD/ADHD medication). So while they’re stimulants, they allow people who have very active thought processes to, in essence, task-manage more efficiently - things don’t slow down, but the part of the brain that regulates attention is amped up so that speed is put to use. I think (NOT AN EXPERT) some amphetamines can have this effect on certain people under certain conditions. And in practice, to an outside observer, it looks like calming down. So that’s a thing?
So much studying.
So much studying!
I just wanna write, you guys, that’s. That’s really it.
Open declaration. Fuck this other bullshit with a railway spike. I’ve been a really good achiever, I gave it my all. And now I am going to amputate the rest of my CV and become gypsy scum. You heard it here first.
I practiced saying it a couple times last month too, when innocent bystanders asked me about my life goals. I’m going to be a playwright, I told them. I am going to get punched by children for 40 hours a week, and on my off days, I am going to write.
Oh, they said. That’s nice.
The inverse happens when I go publicly crazy. Y’all can’t get enough of that shit.
lol guess we know what you guys are here for.